Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds's divorce and Tesla's real worth
also, a solution to ED
Welcome to another day of the internet doing what it does best - overreacting.
Before we dive in, here’s your fun task for today: Invent a ridiculous headline and send it to a friend. (“Scientists discover coffee makes you immortal” or “Pigeons plan global takeover” are solid options.)
Now, let’s get into the real headlines, which are equally wild but, unfortunately, very real.
📌 Tesla’s $900 billion valuation is an illusionAt its core, Tesla is just a carmaker, yet its valuation remains astronomically high due to Musk’s grand but often undelivered promises.
Without the hype, Tesla’s fair market cap based on earnings should be around $84 billion, yet it’s priced at a staggering $955 billion.
Investors are betting on robotaxis and self-driving software despite Tesla’s shrinking profits and slowing growth.
For Tesla’s stock to justify its current valuation, its profits would need to grow 15 times by 2032, an almost impossible feat.
Meanwhile, Musk’s distractions, competition in AI-driven mobility, and Tesla’s capital-intensive nature make that goal even harder.
📌 Are Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds getting a divorce?No. Blake Lively put on a brave face at the SXSW premiere of ‘Another Simple Favor,’ despite ongoing legal drama with her former co-star and director Justin Baldoni.
Conspicuously absent? Ryan Reynolds. While the couple recently appeared together at SNL’s 50th anniversary, where Ryan made a sarcastic quip about the controversy, insiders claim the backlash made them rethink appearing together publicly.
Allegedly, Lively is concerned about her career prospects after the lawsuit, while Reynolds is keen to keep his reputation intact.
A source suggests they’re now focused on maintaining separate professional identities to avoid further scrutiny.
📌 BTW, someone made a cake of Sabrina Carpenter and everyone’s freaking outSabrina Carpenter’s ‘Short n’ Sweet’ tour has been taking the UK and Ireland by storm, but one fan took their admiration to the next level by baking a life-sized cake of the pop star.
Baker Lara Mason spent five days and 75kg of ingredients crafting a full-scale edible version of Carpenter, complete with a Union Jack outfit and signature blonde locks. “Sabrina has been all over my TikTok,” Mason told the BBC.
“So I thought it was the ideal time to make a cake tribute to her.”
The internet, however, had thoughts. Some were impressed by the effort, with one fan exclaiming, “Do y’all know how much TIME it takes to make a LIFE-SIZED CAKE?”
Others weren’t convinced. “What in the Madame Tussauds?” one puzzled commenter asked, while another added, “Cake isn’t supposed to look like a scary doll staring into your soul.”
📌 This Gmail hack will help you delete 25,000 emails in secondsA Gmail user accidentally wiped out 24,900 emails in seconds by creating a filter to delete everything containing “unsubscribe.”
Since most promo emails have this word, it’s a clever trick for inbox cleanup. But there’s a catch: important emails with unsubscribe links can vanish, too!
“I thought I was a genius… until I realized I lost flight confirmations and invoices,” the user admitted.
If you try this, double-check before hitting delete.
A safer approach? Use filters to archive instead of permanently deleting. As one user joked, “It’s all fun and games until your tax receipts disappear.”
📌 Scientists just created a 3D-printed penis Scientists have taken a big step toward 3D-printed prosthetic penises that could restore sexual function.
A recent study showed that a gel-based implant successfully repaired penile tissue in pigs and rabbits, allowing them to mate and reproduce normally.
The implant mimics the structure of blood-vessel-rich tissues in the penis, helping restore erectile function.
When combined with the animal's own cells, the implants boosted tissue regeneration even further. While this is just a proof-of-concept, researchers believe the technology could lead to better treatments for erectile dysfunction and even other organ transplants in the future.
More research is needed before human trials begin.
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