Someone Tried To Blow Up The New York Stock Exchange
also, do you commit sins?
Hello, hello, hello! The weekend is so close we can almost taste it, but why wait? Let’s make today extraordinary with a hearty dose of chuckles, surprises, and quirky challenges. This isn’t your average Thursday!
But before we get started, here’s a lil task for you:
📌 Invent your own quirky “holiday” for the day (e.g., “National Dance Like Nobody’s Watching Day”) and celebrate it in your own fabulous way
Now, let’s get started…
The New York Stock Exchange Chaos
A Florida guy, Harun Abdul-Malik Yener, got arrested for planning to bomb the New York Stock Exchange. Yep, you heard that right. According to the FBI, his goal was to “reset” the US government - like some sort of twisted reboot.
Here’s how it unraveled. Back in February, someone tipped off the FBI that Yener was keeping bomb schematics in an unlocked storage unit in Coral Springs, Florida (seriously, unlocked?). When agents checked it out, they found all sorts of sketchy stuff - bombmaking diagrams, timers, circuit boards - you name it.
Yener apparently had a history of extremist ideas. He admitted to trying to join a domestic extremist group and even considered fighting for ISIS in 2015 but bailed because he didn’t think they’d reach their goals. Fast forward to now: he told an undercover FBI agent he was planning to hit the NYSE on November 18, dressed in disguise, with a recorded message for the media about the chaos he wanted to create.
Oh, and get this - he allegedly said, “I feel like Bin Laden.”
BTW committing a sin? Confess it to AI Jesus
Well, a church in Switzerland just made this a reality. It’s part of a project called Deus in Machina, where a holographic Jesus listens to worshippers and gives advice based on New Testament teachings. Cool or creepy? You decide.
Some people loved it, saying the bot gave thoughtful responses, like suggesting prayer and avoiding retribution to stop cycles of violence. It even tackled tough questions, like supporting a loved one considering assisted suicide. Others? Not so impressed - calling it a gimmick with generic answers.
The church says it’s all just an experiment to get people talking about the role of AI in religion. Plus, robo-Jesus doesn’t need to sleep, making 24/7 pastoral support a possibility.
No one is proud of Elon Musk. LOL
Ever feel like something you loved suddenly became... awkward? That’s exactly how a lot of longtime Tesla owners are feeling about their cars, thanks to Elon Musk’s increasingly controversial antics. And guess what? They’re fighting back - with stickers.
Meet Matthew Hiller, an aquarium worker from Hawaii who’s behind the Etsy shop “Mad Puffer Stickers.” Back in 2023, he had this hilarious realization: "There have to be so many people embarrassed to drive their Teslas now, thanks to Musk." So, he got creative and made his first sticker: “I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy.”
It blew up - like, really blew up. People loved it so much that he went from selling a few stickers a day to shipping out 50+ orders whenever his work got mentioned on social media or Reddit. And now? He and his wife spend every evening packing stickers, with over 10,000 sold so far!
Quora reveals the reason why most marriages don't work
Let’s talk about something that makes a lot of us uncomfortable - divorce. It’s a heavy topic, sure, but the truth is, with some foresight and attention, many relationship issues can actually be avoided.
I came across a Quora thread recently where people - some experts, some divorcées - shared their advice on how to avoid divorce, and honestly, their insights were eye-opening. Here’s what stood out:
Timing matters – Don’t rush into marriage when you’re too young or just because it feels like the next step. Marry for the right reasons, not because of pressure or expectations.
Know what you’re getting into – Marriage isn’t all love songs and fancy weddings. It’s about shared values, realistic expectations, and honest conversations.
Talk it out – Money, intimacy, future kids, or just your day-to-day frustrations - discuss them! Silence might feel easier in the moment, but it builds walls you don’t want.
Be your own person – A good relationship doesn’t complete you; it complements you. Bring your whole self into it, and let your partner do the same.
Ask for help – There’s no shame in seeing a counselor. They can offer tools and guidance to work through tough times together.
Your favorite Michelin-star restaurant is closing
The Collective, a Michelin-starred spot in Leeds, has suddenly closed its doors. Chef Craig Rogan and his team had been working on plans to relaunch in January, but the landlord made the call to shut things down over the weekend.
Despite the restaurant’s growing popularity and recognition in the Michelin Guide, the rising operational costs and the ongoing economic struggles just made it impossible to keep going. The team shared a heartfelt message expressing their thanks to loyal diners and hinted at the possibility of something new in the future.
This closure is another example of the tough times facing the UK’s hospitality scene, where even top-tier restaurants are having to rethink their future. It’s a reminder that, in today’s climate, even the best can face big challenges.
So, that’s it for today. Let’s meet again tomorrow👋
