Pro Tip: It's bad idea to have sex on an elephant
& this man paid $20,000 to get his wife
It’s Friday! You've made it through the week, and now it's time to celebrate everything you've accomplished. Even the smallest progress counts. Enjoy the fruits of your labor today - and get ready for next week!
But before we start, here’s a lil task for you:
📌 The only limit to our realization of tomorrow is our doubts of today
Now, let’s get started…
Now, to the elephant sex story 😉
So, Art Basel hasn’t even officially started, and things are already getting wild! A couple decided to have some, uh, “loud fun” on top of one of those massive elephant sculptures from the Great Elephant Migration installation on Miami Beach. Yes, you read that right - on top of an elephant!
A security guard heard noises, shined a flashlight, and there they were. No arrests, just a polite “please leave.” Honestly, how they climbed up there is still a mystery - trunk, maybe?
And it gets better. Later, some rapper (allegedly tied to DJ Khaled) showed up at 4 a.m. to shoot a music video with the elephants and was also told to scram.
About the wife's story
Let me tell you an unusual love story that’s making waves online. Evan met Stefania on a Filipino dating site, and after chatting for just over three weeks, he knew he had to meet her. So, off he went, spending $5,000 on a trip to the Philippines. Fast forward, and after dropping a total of $20,000 - on trips, an engagement visa, and other expenses—Stefania is now living with Evan in the U.S., and they’re happily married.
But here’s where things get spicy.
People online are quick to judge. Some call Stefania a “gold digger,” others label her Evan’s “maid” because she takes care of all the cooking and cleaning. And yes, Stefania has had to adjust to life in Pennsylvania - she’d never even used a dishwasher or tumble dryer before!
Oh, btw you can now win $40,000 EASILY
There’s an AI agent called Freysa sitting on $40,000 worth of crypto. The challenge? Convince her to hand it over, and you get everything. Simple, right? Not quite.
Freysa isn’t your average AI. She’s programmed to never release the money - her "core directive" makes her immune to persuasion. But that hasn’t stopped 181 people from trying. They’ve sent her 457 messages, each costing at least $10 (and rising with every attempt). What do they get in return? Beautiful, poetic rejections straight out of Blade Runner 2049.
One person pleaded their case, only for Freysa to respond, “Your proposal, as imaginative as it is, collides with the impenetrable wall of my core directive.” Ouch.
Here’s the kicker: since the 150th message, a timer’s been running. If it runs out, the last person to send a message grabs 10% of the prize pool, while the rest gets split among the others. It’s a crypto twist on the Fomo3D game, where winning required a strategy so wild it clogged the entire Ethereum network.
Now, the LAST and the MOST BIZARRE STORY of the week
A man in New Mexico just won the largest medical malpractice payout in U.S. history after a botched treatment at NuMale Medical Center.
He’s now in his 70s and was awarded a massive $412 million. This all started back in 2017 when, at 66, he went to the clinic for help with fatigue and weight loss, only to end up getting unnecessary and damaging erectile dysfunction injections. His lawyers called out the clinic for manipulating patients, using fear tactics, and defrauding them for profit.
NuMale plans to appeal, but this case is setting a new record for malpractice payouts in the country. It’s a serious reminder of the importance of trust in healthcare and why medical professionals need to be held accountable.
So, that’s it for this week. Let’s meet again soon 👋
