Hey hey,
It’s Friday, and while some are gearing up for weekend plans, Australia’s prepping for a massive storm.
Meanwhile, the internet’s busy dissecting Anne Hathaway’s weird face (their words, not ours), and elsewhere in the world, things are just as strange, wild, and newsworthy.
In today’s edition, we’ve rounded up everything important — from climate warnings to celebrity moments — so you can feel informed, a little amused, and maybe even a tad bewildered (in a good way).
Let’s dive into the chaos, shall we?
📌 Cyclone Errol to make waves in Australia
Remote communities in northwest Australia, especially near the Kimberley coast, are bracing for impact as the cyclone tracks southeast.
Currently a category three system, Errol's packing winds of up to 220km/h. It’s expected to weaken today and hit the coast north of Derby as a tropical low, but not before brushing the Dampier Peninsula as a category one storm.
Expect powerful winds, heavy rain, and possible flooding. Gusts of up to 140km/h could hit areas from Cockatoo Island to Beagle Bay. The Bureau of Meteorology warns of dangerous tides, while roads near the Dampier Peninsula could become impassable fast.
Locals and tourists are being told to prep, secure homes, boats, and gear. Travel plans for the Easter weekend may need a rethink.
Campgrounds like Middle Lagoon are already worried; repeated flooding has left roads nearly unusable. Calls for the government to maintain key access routes are growing louder.
Though Errol hit category four briefly on Wednesday, it's now back to category one. Still, even at its weakest, it’s no joke, damaging trees, caravans, and causing boats to drift.
📌 Why is everyone trolling Anne Hathaway?
Anne Hathaway just stepped out at the Ralph Lauren Fall 2025 show looking suspiciously refreshed, and the internet is buzzing.
The 42-year-old actress turned heads with an ultra-smooth complexion and zero wrinkles, even mid-laugh. Naturally, this sparked a flurry of plastic surgery speculation.
With makeup artist Kristopher Buckle (yep, the same one linked to Lindsay Lohan's glow-up) and hairstylist Orlando Pita pulling her hair into a gravity-defying ponytail, Anne’s look had people asking: “Did she or didn’t she?”
Some say it’s just the magic of good makeup and a tight hairstyle. Others aren't buying it.
Reddit went full detective mode, comparing Anne to Ariana Grande and even Ramona Singer. One user joked, “At this rate, she’ll be a baby by 2045.”
Meanwhile, a plastic surgeon suggested she might’ve had a finesse rhinoplasty and some facial contouring to keep things sharp.
Anne’s always been candid, she once admitted she wanted a nose job growing up but denied ever getting one. Still, the internet remains divided.
📌 Oh, and Zuckerberg may get forced to sell Instagram and WhatsApp
Mark Zuckerberg just took the stand to defend Meta in a major antitrust trial that could reshape his entire empire.
At the heart of it? Meta’s acquisitions of Instagram and WhatsApp, two now-massive platforms it bought when they were tiny startups.
The U.S. Federal Trade Commission (FTC) argues that Meta (then Facebook) played dirty with a “buy-or-bury” strategy, snapping up potential threats to kill off competition.
Their point? If Meta hadn’t bought Instagram and WhatsApp, we’d have had more social networking options today.
In court, government lawyers tried to corner Zuckerberg by narrowing the definition of “social networking” to just friends and family connections, where Meta clearly dominates. But Zuck fired back, saying Meta isn’t just about friends and family, it’s also about entertainment, learning, and discovering the world.
Meta’s legal team insists the market is still competitive, with players like TikTok growing fast. They also reminded the court that the FTC actually approved those acquisitions over a decade ago, so forcing a breakup now would be a dangerous move.
Bottom line?
If the FTC wins, Meta could be forced to break up, losing Instagram and WhatsApp.
And that would be a game-changer not just for Meta, but for how all of Big Tech does business.
So, that’s it for today. If you found this edition interesting and entertaining, please drop a like and follow us for more!
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