A Horny Woman, Gay Birds, and The Army Guy
btw do you have a dollar?
Wednesdays are like the middle of a good sandwich - simple but satisfying. So, let’s break up the routine with a few laughs, some fun surprises, and a little something to keep your spirits up.
But before we get started, here’s a lil task for you:
📌 Text a friend you haven’t spoken to in a while with a goofy question like, “If you could only eat one food forever, what would it be?”
Now, let’s get started…
This woman has started a petition to have sex with Musk
Elsa Thora, a Swedish OnlyFans model, has thrown her hat into Elon Musk’s Mars colonization plans. The 22-year-old says she wants to have Musk’s baby on the red planet, believing his experience with kids gives him a leg up.
She’s even gone as far as tagging him on social media and making a petition! But, scientists say reproducing on Mars isn’t as simple as Musk thinks. From gravity issues to harmful radiation, creating Martian babies could lead to serious developmental issues. Looks like Elon’s dream of a Martian baby boom might need some rethinking!
Walmart gets in trouble for selling 'gay birds'
Have you seen TikToker Chezaidan’s viral Walmart video? It’s hilarious! With over 11.7 million views, he pokes fun at Walmart’s cardinal decorations, joking, “‘Tis the season to be merry and gay.” TikTokers ran with it, calling them “gay birds” and even suggesting adding tiny pride flags to their porches.
Intentional or not, it’s sparked a broader conversation about LGBTQIA+ representation in marketing. From Target’s Pride backlash to Bud Light’s inclusivity drama, brands are navigating a tricky path. The takeaway? Consumers crave authentic support, not just seasonal gestures.
This army guy is scamming everyone out there!
Imagine meeting someone on Tinder who seems perfect, handsome, charming, a US Army colonel with a tragic backstory. That’s what happened to Mary, a UK woman in her 60s. She trusted “Mike Murdy,” only to lose $25,000 in an AI-driven scam.
He sent her hyperrealistic videos, even referencing personal details from their chats, and convinced her to send money for a briefcase allegedly containing $766,000. When she finally opened it, it was full of blank paper. Heartbreaking, right? This scam shows how advanced AI is, making fraud nearly undetectable.
You can now move to Italy with just $1 in pocket
Tired of the noise and ready for a fresh start? Ollolai, a charming village in Sardinia, is offering homes for as little as €1 ($1) to revive its dwindling population, now just 1,150. They’re especially keen on welcoming Americans, with a fast-track process and options ranging from fixer-uppers to fully furnished homes priced at $105,000.
This quiet mountain haven boasts stunning views, fresh air, and a rich cultural vibe with local cheese, wine, and festivals. If you’ve ever thought about swapping chaos for calm, this could be your chance to build a new life in a peaceful corner of Italy.
BTW have you heard about the digital condom?
Let’s talk about CAMDOM, the world’s first digital condom designed to protect you online. Created by BILLY BOY and Innocean Berlin, it’s here to tackle issues like revenge porn and non-consensual content sharing.
How does it work? Simple! Place your phones close, slide the CAMDOM icon, and it locks all cameras and mics. If someone disconnects without consent - bam! An alarm goes off. Whether it’s for two people or a group, CAMDOM has you covered.
Bonus? You can even buy real BILLY BOY condoms through the app. It’s free, easy, and perfect for the digital generation.
Also, New York may soon face drought
The city has just issued its first drought warning since 2002. This is just one more sign of how our planet is increasingly showing us the consequences of climate change. We’ve seen devastating events like Hurricane Milton in Florida and a brutal heatwave on the West Coast, with 2024 potentially set to be the hottest year ever recorded.
Here in NYC, the drought advisory is a warning, not yet a crisis, but reservoirs are only 63% full. It's clear: if we don't make serious changes, things will only get worse.
Anyway, that’s it for today. Let’s meet again tomorrow👋
